accessorygirl

I don't like it!  

Everyone has jumped from the LJ ship & has moved to Blogger.  Exactly WHAT was wrong with LJ!!?  Now I feel like I'm the only one on the LJ ship .... all alone up here on the deck ... facing the storm solo.  misterris still here, but I haven't seen him on deck in years!  It's more like me & The Spirit of Sparkles. 

And I'm not sure why I'm even writing this because no one is even going to read it!

*whimper*

It's cold & lonely, here.

I'm not sure what to do.  I'm torn!  Do I get a Blogger so that I can write all about the happenings in my life when I leave Australia in April?  Or do I stay here on LJ?  And if I stay here .... how can I link everyone's blog to my LJ?

CAN'T YOU ALL COME HOME!!?  PLEASE!!!?

 Was back at dancing.

Totally fucking go that man.  Best arse in the world.

Allo, everyone.

How's THIS for form?

Come home from work to find a little envelope addressed "To Whom It May Concern" with our address -

AND I HAVE TO INTERRUPT, HERE.  I CANNOT HANDLE THIS "AUSTRALIAN PRINCESS" SHIT.  Honestly - are we that desperate for television?

*ahem*

Back to it.   As I was saying - I came home from work to find a little envelope addressed "To Whom It May Concern" with our address on the front.  Enclosed, was a little hand written letter about how annoyed our neighbour "Doris" is with the trees in our back yard.  Honestly - it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.  She's signed it:

"I remain,
yours faithfully"

It's so FORMAL.  The whole letter is.  Really - what IS it with old people?  She lives next door.  I've lived in this house for 4 years.  What's the problem with popping over & saying "Hi girls.  I'm Doris from next door.  Got a problem with the trees in your back yard, yadda-yadda-yadda".  Easy.  Nice way to meet your neighbours, really.   I really was most entertained by this letter & its content.

But the clincher to this whole incident?  She posted the letter.  Posted a letter through the mail to NEXT DOOR.  Me & Teagan were in hysterics.

We're going to start "watering the garden" out the front quite frequently so we can catch "Doris" on her gopher & introduce ourselves .... then beat her up.

Old bag.

It's not often a document will make me cry.  But this?  This is me crying.

I fucking HATE Microsoft Excel.

Teagan is the best. Ever.

I wish everyone was lucky enough to have a sister like her.

I however, am not as cool....

:O

By Brooke. Honest!

1.  Don't get this phone.

I HATE IT.

2.  Don't think you can work full time AND study. 

YOU CAN'T.

I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE Fleetwood Mac. They rock my world more than OH MY GOD! I JUST SAW A MOUSE!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THERE IS A MOUSE IN THIS ROOM & HE'S RUN UNDER THE SPARE BED!

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!!!!?

*whimper*

I'm so scared right now. He's the ugliest looking mouse I ever seen.

Jesus. I have the goosebumps. He has the blackest, slimiest tail I've ever seen.

Somebody please help me. I'm too scared to get off this chair. I like mice. I think they're cute. But this little thing is terrifying.

If I put my feet on the ground - he will run out from under that bed & touch my feet.

Holy Hell. This is punishment for smoooshing that cute little duckling. The duckling was probably an orphan, & the mouse probably adopted the duckling. Now the mouse wants me dead.

My bloody mobile is in the kitchen, to. AND I'M HOME ALONE!

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