| I DON'T LIKE IT .... (PAULINE HANSEN STYLE) |
[Feb. 25th, 2008|11:04 am] |
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I don't like it!
Everyone has jumped from the LJ ship & has moved to Blogger. Exactly WHAT was wrong with LJ!!? Now I feel like I'm the only one on the LJ ship .... all alone up here on the deck ... facing the storm solo. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) misterris still here, but I haven't seen him on deck in years! It's more like me & The Spirit of Sparkles.
And I'm not sure why I'm even writing this because no one is even going to read it!
*whimper*
It's cold & lonely, here.
I'm not sure what to do. I'm torn! Do I get a Blogger so that I can write all about the happenings in my life when I leave Australia in April? Or do I stay here on LJ? And if I stay here .... how can I link everyone's blog to my LJ?
CAN'T YOU ALL COME HOME!!? PLEASE!!!? |
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| BALLERINA BOY .... |
[Jan. 31st, 2007|08:28 pm] |
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| | "Jump & Shout" - BASEMENT JAXX | ] |
Was back at dancing.
Totally fucking go that man. Best arse in the world.
Allo, everyone. |
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| AWKWARD!!!!!! |
[Jan. 5th, 2007|08:47 am] |
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| |  embarrassed | ] |
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| | "Edge of Seventeen" - STEVIE NICKS | ] |
*Brooke walks into optometrist* Brooke: Hello! Wow! You look really different! Optometrist: Hello Brooke! Yeah! I've lost a bit of weight. A lot of weight, actually. Brooke: Ahhhhh - is that what it is? Lucky you! How'd you manage that? Optometrist: Cancer, actually. Brooke: *blink, blink* ............................................................................ |
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| OLD BAGS .... |
[Jan. 3rd, 2007|07:55 pm] |
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| |  amused | ] |
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| | "Edge of Seventeen" - STEVIE NICKS | ] |
How's THIS for form?
Come home from work to find a little envelope addressed "To Whom It May Concern" with our address -
AND I HAVE TO INTERRUPT, HERE. I CANNOT HANDLE THIS "AUSTRALIAN PRINCESS" SHIT. Honestly - are we that desperate for television?
*ahem*
Back to it. As I was saying - I came home from work to find a little envelope addressed "To Whom It May Concern" with our address on the front. Enclosed, was a little hand written letter about how annoyed our neighbour "Doris" is with the trees in our back yard. Honestly - it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. She's signed it:
"I remain,
yours faithfully"
It's so FORMAL. The whole letter is. Really - what IS it with old people? She lives next door. I've lived in this house for 4 years. What's the problem with popping over & saying "Hi girls. I'm Doris from next door. Got a problem with the trees in your back yard, yadda-yadda-yadda". Easy. Nice way to meet your neighbours, really. I really was most entertained by this letter & its content.
But the clincher to this whole incident? She posted the letter. Posted a letter through the mail to NEXT DOOR. Me & Teagan were in hysterics.
We're going to start "watering the garden" out the front quite frequently so we can catch "Doris" on her gopher & introduce ourselves .... then beat her up.
Old bag. |
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| KIT KATS ... |
[Dec. 21st, 2006|11:01 am] |
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| | "Always" - THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT | ] |
It's true - Kit Kats taste better in England.
Which reminds me of stupid discogirl moment number 45,678,972; walking through Sia Gimignano & arguing with The Shramrocks as to where "Cadbury" chocolate originates. They were arguing it's Irish, & I was arguing it's English. Then my sister pipes up "Cadbury's? It's Australian!".
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| THIS IS ME CRYING ... |
[Dec. 20th, 2006|06:30 pm] |
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| | Some Hilary Duff song from TV Show Laguna Beach | ] |
It's not often a document will make me cry. But this? This is me crying.
I fucking HATE Microsoft Excel. |
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| TG is one fully-sick sister! |
[Apr. 9th, 2006|09:26 pm] |
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| |  giggly | ] |
Teagan is the best. Ever.
I wish everyone was lucky enough to have a sister like her.
I however, am not as cool....
:O
By Brooke. Honest! |
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| REASONS WHY I AM STUPID - PART 1676764 |
[Mar. 28th, 2006|08:35 pm] |
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| | "Madman" - silverchair | ] |
1. Don't get this phone.
I HATE IT.
2. Don't think you can work full time AND study.
YOU CAN'T. |
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| THEY ROCK MY WORLD |
[Dec. 18th, 2005|08:24 pm] |
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| | TERRIFIED!!!!! | ] |
I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE Fleetwood Mac. They rock my world more than OH MY GOD! I JUST SAW A MOUSE!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THERE IS A MOUSE IN THIS ROOM & HE'S RUN UNDER THE SPARE BED!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!!!!?
*whimper*
I'm so scared right now. He's the ugliest looking mouse I ever seen.
Jesus. I have the goosebumps. He has the blackest, slimiest tail I've ever seen.
Somebody please help me. I'm too scared to get off this chair. I like mice. I think they're cute. But this little thing is terrifying.
If I put my feet on the ground - he will run out from under that bed & touch my feet.
Holy Hell. This is punishment for smoooshing that cute little duckling. The duckling was probably an orphan, & the mouse probably adopted the duckling. Now the mouse wants me dead.
My bloody mobile is in the kitchen, to. AND I'M HOME ALONE! |
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| FRIENDS ONLY .... |
[Jul. 20th, 2005|11:52 am] |
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| | happy | ] |
I figured I better do what all the other cool kids are doing. I haven't done a "Public" Post in MONTHS - but do "Friends" Posts on a FARILY regular basis. So I am just advising everyone this is a "Friends" only journal.
So if anyone surfs on over to my LJ, just comment & say "Add me, woman", & I will gladly do so.
I have nothing to hide, but just don't fancy the idea of having too many "randoms" stumble across my LJ.
I have no friends, anyways. So if you need another - comment away!
I would just like to take this opportunity to mention I DO have more friends than susans_house . This is because I am much cooler than him, & am much better looking .... ; ) |
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| FUNNY QUOTE - BUT I'M NOT SURE WHY .... |
[Feb. 3rd, 2005|03:56 pm] |
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"There seems to be a distinct lack of swings in this swingset".
xfitzyx - 29 January 2005
That comment is still cracking me up. I don't know why, but it's still killing me. |
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| TOO FAR BEHIND! |
[Feb. 3rd, 2005|03:48 pm] |
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Ok, because I'm FARRRRRRRRRR too behind in the posting stakes, & truely don't fancy writing a big "catch up" post, I am taking misterr 's advice, & am just "wiping the slate clean".
Starting now. |
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| AND ANOTHER THING .... |
[Nov. 29th, 2004|04:19 pm] |
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You know what ELSE is shite'n me off?
The internet.
How many times do I have to press "refresh" today just to get to a f*cking website?
For CHRIST SAKE. |
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| BEST ADVICE IN THE WORLD ... |
[Nov. 12th, 2004|02:16 pm] |
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| | cheerful | ] |
"It is none of your business what others may think of you".
This is my new catchphrase - I think it is one of the most clever things I have ever heard. |
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| THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! |
[Nov. 8th, 2004|07:56 pm] |
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| | BONKERS!!!!!!! | ] |
She's played it again -
I'm stapeling my f*cking head to the desk!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Mens Magazines |
[Nov. 1st, 2004|03:24 pm] |
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I tell you - the cover girl on RALPH or FHM (not sure which one) this month has a better body than BARBIE. I really didn't think this could be at ALL possible! Her boobs are the perkiest I've ever seen, her skin is the perfect tan, & she has the shine all over her, making her appear almost doll like. She SERIOUSLY looks like plastic. I think photo "touch ups" have taken on a whole new meaning after stoping & staring at this particular poster.
I once got an email that showed a "before" and "after" shot of a bikini model in a mens magazine. What they can do to a photo is incredible! The before shot was this lily white, well - AVERAGE looking woman, with cellulite & bumbs all over her thighs & stomach. I mean she was thin, absolutely. All credit given there. But the AFTER shot!!? A big titted, brown & silky smooth vixen that had never eaten a peice of chocolate in her life! I was truely amazed - but I guess I am easily impressed!
I am not attacking Mens Magazines, either. More commenting on the photo shop editors ability to completely revamp a body image. I love RALPH & FHM. They're the funniset magazines on the market. I prefer to read one of those mags over Cosmo or Cleo anyday! There are only so many hair & make up & romance tips one can read before hurling it against a wall. Those mags are absolute CRAP, in my opinion. RALPH & FHM crack me up with their writing style. I'm always guranteed a good giggle when reading my boyfriends.
You know what else? Milo Bars are the bomb. I figured I could eat one - IF I walked around with my stomach sucked in for the next week. Now to work out what to do with my butt .....
Trip to newsagency = SUCCESS.
RESULT? LJ Post, chocolate fix, & 10 minute time waster. |
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| Good Lord! |
[Nov. 1st, 2004|03:12 pm] |
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| |  bored | ] |
I just witnessed some highly disturbing footage in an email! A man was being chased in a paddock in Greece by a donkey - he wanted him to have his children.
That's right, folks. I just saw a donkey trying to have sex with a man. With all possible stretching of the imagination utilised here, he still does not look like a donkey to me. I don't know what this donkey was thinking!
Deary, deary. Most charming footage to view.
In other news - I am the "Absolute Balderdash" queen. And it turns out myself & my sister make a KILLER duo in Pictionary. If anyone wants to challenge our "authority" - call me. We'll kick your arse! : )
I think I may go find some lollies.
And Maggie - you're beautiful. You know this! |
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| A NEW MEMBER! |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|04:25 pm] |
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| | excited | ] |
I have an announcement.
DA-DA-DA-NERRRRRRR (that is trumpet-ing).
A little girl by the name of "Teagan" has gotten herself an LJ.
Her name is discogirl - aka, my sister!
WELCOME, PUFF!!!! : ) |
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| FUNNIEST AD ON TV! |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|03:39 pm] |
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| | bouncy | ] |
You know what ad on TV really ROCKS!!? It's my absolute FAVOURITE - the add for domain.com.
It absolutely cracks me up every time I see it.
That guy with the glasses is pure gold.
"They did REALLY well. Their house is almost identical. IDENTICAL. S'cept for the pewl - you guys don't have a pewl, do ya?".
(Man in glasses then gets chased down road by man mowing lawn).
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Love it.
(Sorry all you non-Aussie's reading!). |
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